A certain darkness is needed to see the stars.

bear:

bear:

i’m installing flappy bird

i’m uninstalling flappy bird

magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

a5stastic:

single greatest insult to ever come out of a reunion

a5stastic:

single greatest insult to ever come out of a reunion

Cashier: That'll be $17.67
Me: *hands over $20*
Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS
taylulz:

I feel like this isn’t the first time he’s done this

taylulz:

I feel like this isn’t the first time he’s done this

thatwritinglife:

suntbone:

salmiakkivodka:

If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

Guys I got it

Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves

I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this

grapeful-dead:

k1mkardashian:

what the fuck did i just watch… omg is this real?

jesus christ


#I feel like this represents them pretty well #like Ross kind of understanding but with hints of him being patronising #Joey looking like he’s not really sure what’s going on but he’s gonna nod anyway #and then Chandler who’s already thought of 30 secret jokes relating to the situation