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A Random Viking Fact I Found Out

jackthevulture:

little-danish-pastry:

nordicphile:

viking-gods-of-metal:

When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.

Also:

  • Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
  • If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
  • Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.

VIKINGS

howdoiputthisgently:

When my alarm goes off in the morning

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bear:

bear:

i’m installing flappy bird

i’m uninstalling flappy bird

magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

a5stastic:

single greatest insult to ever come out of a reunion

a5stastic:

single greatest insult to ever come out of a reunion

Cashier: That'll be $17.67
Me: *hands over $20*
Mom: I HAVE THE 67 CENTS